Conversation #3.

“Hey?”

“Mhm?”

“Any particular reason why you’ve been chewing…what is that, anyway? Marijuana?”

“No, it’s parsley, you ignoramus. Kind of like cilantro. They’re both in the Umbelliferae family.”

“But why?”

Two tablespoons of this stuff, and I will have fulfilled my daily need of Vitamin K.”

“…Vitamin K…?”

“Good for blood coagulation. Also, did you know the Ancient Greeks believed parsley sprung from the blood of the hero Archemorus after he was killed by a dragon?”

“I’m going to walk away now.”

“You do that. Oh, but could you pass me the dill first?”