Conversation

Conversation #3.

In Conversation on 12 May 2009 with no comments

“Hey?”
“Mhm?”
“Any particular reason why you’ve been chewing…what is that, anyway? Marijuana?”
“No, it’s parsley, you ignoramus. Kind of like cilantro. They’re both in the Umbelliferae family.”
“But why?”
“Two tablespoons of this stuff, and I will have fulfilled my daily need of Vitamin K.”
“…Vitamin K…?”
“Good for blood coagulation. Also, did you know the Ancient Greeks believed parsley sprung [...]

Conversation #2.

In Conversation on 25 March 2009 with no comments

“Do you want to be famous?”
“Gabriel Garcia Marquez says fame is like a very fat woman who doesn’t sleep with you but who, when you wake up, is watching you from the foot of your bed.”
“Huh. Memories of My Melancholy Whores?”
“Indeed.”
“Do you want to be, though? Famous, I mean.”
“It depends on the time of month, [...]

Conversation #1.

In Conversation on 23 March 2009 with no comments

“Hey, can I ask you something?”
“Yeah?”
“Have you ever been ashamed of something you’ve done, or said?”
“Well, yes. Hasn’t everyone?”
“I haven’t.”
“You mean you’ve never done anything you wish you could take back, never said anything hurtful that causes you embarrassment when you’re looking back in retrospect?”
“It’s not that. It’s just that I don’t feel embarrassment.”
“I can’t [...]