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Protected: Day Two of Operation: Befriend Ants.
Tuesday, September 14th, 2010
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Protected: Unnamed Socialization Operation, Or, I Can Do This, I Can Do This, I Can Do This.
Monday, September 13th, 2010
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The moral sense in mortals is the duty / We have to pay on mortal sense of beauty
Thursday, September 9th, 2010
At eleven thirty my mother calls my name from the living room. The rise and dip of the E resting into the guttural peace of the A, this Emma, Eeeeeeeemmaaaaaaa, Eeeehmuhhh, if anything, this name means home to me, but only ever when taken from her mouth. I go and find a room lit by a [...]
Vacation.
Monday, August 30th, 2010
These past few days I and the family have been in the north. When you leave a city whose name means strength for a the wide expanse of a wetland 300 kilometers away, you gain more than in the wheel rotation count of your automobile. When viewed from space, the Ebro Delta looks like the [...]
New York.
Saturday, July 10th, 2010
As I am exiting the Museum of Natural History, I pass a woman talking on the phone. She asks, “Is it wonderful?” and I think, “It is.” I am in New York, buying English books (at the Barnes & Noble on Fifth Avenue, thoughts of Kelly prompt me to purchase “The Cave” to replace “Death [...]
Protected: Tenth Grade Graduation Cruise.
Thursday, July 8th, 2010
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Okay, Rocky Song Time: Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010
Today I attempted to look tough. I donned my most no-nonsense outfit (which actual no-nonsense people would say is not very no-nonsense, especially considering it was purchased in a chic shopping mall, but how’s about we let that one go) and stood in a strategically dimmed corridor in front of the most robust mirror in [...]
In Which I Wear A Party Hat. I Like This Party Hat. You Should See It.
Thursday, December 31st, 2009
It’s T minus forty-five minutes, and I feel like I should say a few words about this year. Yes, thank you very much for the croquets, no, I’m afraid I’ll have to decline that glass of champagne, Miss Applebaum. Yes, I’m quite sure. Can’t afford to arrive home tipsy, you know, Miss Applebaum? I’m wearing [...]