Another Reason I Love My Brother.

Me: “Alex…?” Alex: “Yeah?” Me: “This is the drawing you made in school, right? The one about the Three Kings? In the Christian Bible? Caspar, Melchior and Balthazar?” Alex raises his eyebrows. I fail to see where you’re going with this. Alex: “Yes…” Me: “So why are they all black? As in dark-skinned? Aren’t Melchior [...]

That Seven-Year-Old Criminal Mastermind.

Tonight the apparently torture-wanting parents are hosting a party at the open air reunion area for all the dressed-up apartment Cowboys and Sleeping Beauties. They taped a flyer to the inside of the elevator, complete with flowery script and happy pumpkins. Why they are doing this is a fact that escapes me. Three hours of [...]

And To Think This Was Going To Be About Bruce Willis.

Saw Terminator (first one, people, first one). Weiner screamed (rather theatrically, I might add) and covered his eyes every half hour. We saw Speed a few nights ago, on Thursday, to the same effect. Weiner has a passion for action movies. We’ll go to the local Videorado and he’ll rush to some DVD with a [...]