Do I Have To Do This? Oh, I Do? Hmph. Fine. Happy New Year, Internet. There, You Happy?

I was prepared to write something cute – whimsical even – to end the year. As unmistakably peppy as those vibrant, deafening rallies we used to have at my old school (even though I found the sheer mass of cheerleaders in the room to be almost suffocating). Staring at the empty screen, it took me [...]